Females on #coders
Written by Goblin
With thanks to Raster for his great IRC logging service. Note: some names have been censored to protect the (not so) innocent.
Anyone who has ever spent time in #coders on IRCNet will know that it is a somewhat friendly place, full of insults, innuendo, and general misbehaviour. Yet, despite the outer look of the channel, it is a great place to get help for all of your coding problems.
Let me demonstrate with a log (misc chatter removed):
[Goblin] hey [Goblin] can someone give me a hand with some code I'm writing? [Goblin] can someone give me a hand with some code I'm writing? <Fulg> gob: what's the prob? :) [Goblin] fulg: hey, you're not supposed to help that, I'm writing a biting article about girls on #coders :) [Goblin] can someone give me a hand with some code I'm writing? <_phoenix> gob: don't look at me :) <biOm-ass> goblin; whats the prob?
Oh well, a failed experiment....
The usual result of such an experiment is more like the following:
[Goblin] hey, can someone help me with some code? <RasXXX> OH F**K OFF
and later:
[Goblin] hmm, can anyone help me with some code? <LeXXXd> PUT YOUR ARSE BACK ON <LeXXXd> Goblin: hahaha <LeXXXd> now *that* is funny ... <goltrpoat> heres a response for ya <goltrpoat> go f**k yoself <goltrpoat> bitch <LeXXXd> g0 f**k y0ahself nigga [Goblin] tnx guys :) <spoXXX-78> Goblin: void main(){printf("Hello World\n");} <spoXXX-78> Goblin: that help? [Goblin] spoXXX-78: it helps my article :) <spoXXX-78> Goblin: which article? :) [Goblin] spoXXX-78: you'll find out if you download Hugi#13 when it arrives
Anyway, before I lose the point in digressions, watch now, as I carefully go undercover as a female named 'CodeGirl' and rejoin #coders.
[CodeGirl] hello boys, how's about a little help with my code *giggle* ? [LeXXXd] CodeGirl: bend over darling. <spoXXX-78? CodeGirl: you goblins sister?
At this point, even though I was suspected, I had to be careful not to let my cover be blown. Watch my carefully worded reply:
[CodeGirl] no [CodeGirl] I don't know who Goblin is
Alas, my clever ploy did not work, and I was forced to enlist the help of the great Thorsten/Purple, featured here as linda23
*** Join: linda23 (~vipa@pc80004.stofanet.dk) [linda23] hi there. can anyone help me with my raytracer?
... meaningless banter here
[linda23] please, my raytracer makes a mess when i try to supersample on reflections. who can help? <XXX> linda: that doesn't sound like it in itself is the problem? <XXX> linda: surely supersampling is just taking advantage of the raytracing engine and the problem must lie there? *** Quit: linda23 (stash sucked bigtime.)
As you can see, the mere mention of a female name elicited slobbering, helpful responses - unlike anything seen when the channel is full of males. The moral of this story? If you really, REALLY badly need help with your coding, try using a more #coders-friendly female nickname, and you'll instantly see the benefits come rolling in.
- Goblin/Xtatic/Quad